tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43949254155991126342024-02-19T21:02:29.392+08:00cheriteratukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-34077842282359068452011-04-21T13:47:00.003+08:002011-04-21T14:18:28.241+08:00apasal minah ni senyum kt aku???<div align="left">salam...</div><br /><div align="left">sbnrnyer aku dh nekad nk hapdet blog atleast 5 n3 1ari.tp dsbbkn keje aku yg kdg2 kne msuk kul 2pgi,tu yg trbantut tuh.keje ape??klu aku ckp aku keje sambung ekor beruang compom korang tk caye nyer kan?tp yg betol nyer keje aku mmg ader kne mengena ngn dinasor.sumpah,aku brkata benar...ok,back to the topic.ecehh..spekang london la plakk.nyammpahh..........</div><br /><div align="left"><br /></div><br /><div align="left">ari mggu lps aku g stesen minyak ni,nk isi minyak la.tkkn nk gunting rambut kot.smpai jer aku kt pam tu,kebetulan ade la sorang awekz yg tgh isi minyak keta civic FD yg dh dkonbetkn jd type R.dia asik senyum2 jer kt aku,bole tahan la dier,seseksi keta nyer..baju body shape.batal pose 6 aku.yg aku pelik,apsl minah ni senyum?gua bwk ducati cub jerr,dier ngn keta ratusan riban.</div><br /><div align="left"><br /></div><br /><div align="left">pas aku kuar dr kedai stesen tu aku tgk,keta minah tu dh grak.cess,melepas gua nk ayat minah civic type R.skali aku tgk kt dlm,aku nmpak minah td tgh laypak2 ngn dak2 cashier.uper2 nyer dia mgg keje kt situ.baru aku prasan kt baju dier area lengan yg ketat tu ader tulisan jenama stesen minyak,kecik jer tulisan tuh.maybe bhgian entertain customer yg pakai civic jerr kot.tu la psl dier tk entertain aku,maklumla,aku pakai ducati cub jerr...kira ok la,dier senyum gak kt guaa...</div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">ok la,gua nk berangkat ke kg halaman gua ptg ni,abg gua nk kawen lagi..so adioss....<br /></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 183px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 275px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597915842938002498" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_592EbJBN4w9UCb6h3kCcJ5jDZoQ_I-KJiR5clVfzIKaRD-6YV5JloLaoFsufFVGev7NmhHz_YzYQ5pDf4NIIeQPJCGP6O1YW3sCEXuLUdxgKTV5D0u5qiEMNtbv3RJ7dbcTqU0Nm8ILC/s320/gs.jpg" /> <br /><p align="center">ni gambaq hiasan jer,tp cuba tgk tulisan jenama tu,kecik jer kan??<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-47812914838760430542011-04-04T18:11:00.009+08:002011-04-04T19:17:59.099+08:00sepatutnyer<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaIAVleGt5IxmnE3QTRQn2F3OFaIfxosrX-2zTI5ixQW_koUXNdHjLEWnK8vlj1a4G-MfcU2jtZq1Na-4yAbY-0C6c6NFJKDreYy7wHdEVOn7MAE-yKIwterwSYWcZ7CbvavfTesPdf3o2/s1600/abpbh.bmp"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 269px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 188px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5591685365975694898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaIAVleGt5IxmnE3QTRQn2F3OFaIfxosrX-2zTI5ixQW_koUXNdHjLEWnK8vlj1a4G-MfcU2jtZq1Na-4yAbY-0C6c6NFJKDreYy7wHdEVOn7MAE-yKIwterwSYWcZ7CbvavfTesPdf3o2/s320/abpbh.bmp" /></a> <br /><div><br /><div align="left">aku dh tau.rata2 sumer tgk abpbh tu...</div><br /><div align="left">apesal hah?</div><br /><div align="left">best sgt ker?</div><br /><div align="left">hebat sgt ker?</div><br /><div align="left">mmg aku menyampah sesgt</div><br /><div align="left">smpe aku tk trucap la ngn bahase yg aku menyampah </div><br /><div align="left">sesangat amat.....</div><br /><div align="left">mne tk aku menyampah.patutnyer keputusan dier </div><br /><div align="left">mcm ni....</div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="center">pengacara tv lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">aznil</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">pengacara tv wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">fara fauzana</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">penyampai radio lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">faizal ismail</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">penyampai radio wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">fara fauzana</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">penyanyi duo kumpulan</div><br /><div align="center">6th sense</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">artis komedi lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">zizan</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">artis komedi wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">noorkhiriah</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">artis baru lelaki popular shahir</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">artis baru wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">ana raffali</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">pelakon tv lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">remy ishak</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">pelakon tv wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">fasha shanda</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">artis nasyid popular</div><br /><div align="center">rabbani</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">penyanyi lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">faizal tahir</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">penyanyi wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">yuna</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">pelakon filem lelaki popular</div><br /><div align="center">shaheizy sam </div><br /><div align="center">pelakon filem wanita popular</div><br /><div align="center">lisa surihani</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">anugerah pencapaian sepanjang hayat</div><br /><div align="center">dato rosnani jamil</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">ANUGERAH BINTANG PALING POPULAR BERITA HARIAN</div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;">sepatutnyerr....</span></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">tukang karut</span></em></div></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-90715536664738170312011-04-02T01:43:00.012+08:002011-04-02T12:13:47.784+08:00perbezaan antara chernobyl dan fukushima<div align="center"><span style="color:#000000;"></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2X-2wWvBlhNlIuErs5SsfaN4d0s638grm4eGmzS548miQuSF8DZ5MP5o9JkKo8pzhtQTKqJCjLEspWy_ts71o0nP-alv4vi7GEd_4O1h9iQOgnTu_llEA_OTc41PLOcYgwgLaFilD5pH_/s1600/imagesCA1XLGEM.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 172px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 151px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590829510378475954" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2X-2wWvBlhNlIuErs5SsfaN4d0s638grm4eGmzS548miQuSF8DZ5MP5o9JkKo8pzhtQTKqJCjLEspWy_ts71o0nP-alv4vi7GEd_4O1h9iQOgnTu_llEA_OTc41PLOcYgwgLaFilD5pH_/s320/imagesCA1XLGEM.jpg" /></a>salam.............. <br /><div align="left">sebut je nuklear sumer tringat kt hiroshima,mmg dasat.tp tak ramai yg tau knape negara2 maju sumer nk ader reaktor sendiri.korang tau tk yg kapal pengangkut usa,bole brlayar selame 30thn tanpa brlabuh utk isi myk sbb kpl tuh ader reaktor sendiri.hebat kan?tu la psl negara2 maju nk ader reaktor sendiri.sbb diaorg tau 1ari nnt bahan api fosil ngn arang batu abes.huru hara woo ble sumer keta2,lori2 ngn letrik takde.so reaktor tu la backup dier.tp besa la,tiap yg baik ader buruk nyer...</div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">korang sumer dh tau pasal reaktor nukler fukushima daiichi kan?tp korang tau tk psl chernobyl?yups,bencana nuklear paling dasat dlm sejarah dunia jd pd thn 1986,24 april di ukraine.bygkn yek,letupan dier 100x ganda dr bom yg jtuh kt hiroshima dlu....</div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">mmg la bru 4000 org jer yg trkorban,tp...sbb radiasi tu jugak dh memendekkn usia atleast 100 000 org.yg kne barah,dpt baby cacat tu usah ckp la,ramai giler....kesan radiasi kt situ tkkn abis smpe 200thn..</div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 216px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590829178660638338" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOtW0LLf7HMVrGd2qhYelmzwES134eYATeRsxjWd45dR-7Zaph5Iu_b_WH4LUeDr4oOwHQPSqoDtlCGPSH_NWKgV57buRwe_QvDJbGdnnLeNSL6JFsfaGhAqR9QlsQJOIFTz6MKn93ZKes/s320/imagesCA9TXPPT.jpg" /> <span style="color:#ff0000;">reaktor chernobyl yg mletop dlu </span><br /><div align="left">kt fukushima lak,tahap radiasi mmg tggi.tp sbb krajaan jepun tk mcm ukraine.diaorg trus bagi info yg telus kt rakyat dier.larang itu dn ni.tu mmg bgus tok keslamatan.skang ni diaorg tgh cuba sjukn reaktor dgn air laut guna pam diesel.andai kata guna air pun tk boleh gak,ikhtiar last skali,diaorg kne guna pasir ngn simen tok timbus reaktor tuh.same mcm reaktor kt chernobyl dolu.....</div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 288px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 175px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5590828747835375922" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuZoCxrP9IdvcnSuIFHYaq_nGNVAtdkeoT7IWtkpzxMHvCywYSnWoJHLTHGAlYJ16r6kRKZV_cyXgLQx5BcSi4m4RAGDoGCN7SsBHnXXr7MlnvD73xBEvgJgCp5eXQAt4uxZ-dMm9lqrCA/s320/imagesCALQH5W3.jpg" /> </div><br /><p align="center">reaktor fukushima daiichi tgh dsejukkn.cuba korang tgk btol2 kat kapal warna putih tuh...tgk kt bhgian depan skali..</p><br /><p align="center">.</p><br /><p align="center">nampak tk?</p><br /><p align="center">tgk btol-btol....</p><br /><p align="center">yg tgh sembur air tu...</p><br /><p align="center">:</p><br /><p align="center">.</p><br /><p align="center">aku la tuh....sbb tu aku dh lame tk hapdet blog ni...tgh sibuk nk pdmkn reaktor kt fukushima</p><br /><p></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-42289489508543584972010-11-02T08:30:00.003+08:002010-11-02T08:30:00.198+08:00bed time story<div align="left">camner tajuk aku jd bahasa owang puith nih?ahhh,lantakla....</div><div align="left">cerita tido...ala,cm yg korang tgk dlm talibesen tuh.kan mak pak mat saleh ni bacakn citer kt ank diaorg sblum tido.</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">ke korang ade cdgn nk citer kt ank2 korang sblum tido?</div><div align="left">tgkla,kdg2 cite tu once upon a time....bla bla bla....</div><div align="left">tk pun,padaa suatu ari ade putera raja yg brnama tukang karut....bla bla bla....jumpa puteri raja yg cantik dn mereka pun brkahwin.....cm tu labih kuren.</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">aku pun mse kecik mak aku ade bed time story tok aku,citernyer brmula cmni.....</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center"> </div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534564518610847234" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS-38RWgNgYXjZgLyoW1AbvFVoa9N5g2WAWO3WhOIDdYMOzlryHtTN1nsc3y9SZdJgQeWbQ6gaxYfoocWo_4w45TuaB3sWIKrqtH1L0Eyz_DKtQz_I5keVbuCv2te9gh2-_BNwpvamV5mZ/s320/Presentation13.jpg" /> <p align="center">cerita mak aku<br /></p><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">dh bakar ubat nyamuk ker blom?jgn lupe kibas tilam,gantung kelambu.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">hah!..ape lg,tido la.sok nk scolah.....</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="center">yg aku pelik,apsl citer mak aku sama tiap2 mlm?</div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-90133590967085111582010-10-31T16:17:00.003+08:002010-10-31T16:47:41.248+08:00kisah benar nyer...sape suker mandi kt pool,sungai or laut?angkat kening.hah!aku tau,mesti korang suker kan?yela ,dpt bersantai2 ngn family,pastu bwk lak benda mkn.syokk woo....<br /><br />ni jadual klu korang sumer g mandi manda...<br /><br /><ul><li>8am: kuaq dri umah ngn syoknyer cz nk p mandi..</li><li>10am: smpe tpt brkelah yg korang g tula.klu jauh korang adjust la sndri mse tu...</li><li>10.15am: dh jmpa tpt yg nk bentang tikaq,bwk turun benda mkn yg korang bwk dr umah...</li><li>11am: ushar tpt2 yg paling baik nk terjun tiruk..</li><li>11.01am: dh ader dlm air,kebush2,bunyi air....nyaman...</li><li>12.40am:ape lg,naik atas jap la,isi perut yg dh lapaq.almaklumla dr pgi tk mentekedarah ape...</li><li>01.30pm:solat zohur laaa...</li><li>02.00pm:trjun balik laa...</li><li>03.00pm:alamak!!!nak terkencing!!!!</li></ul><p align="left">jgn citer la korang naik atas balik,pastu nk g cari tandas awam,bayar 20sen sbb nak kencing.otak korang ngn ligatnyer brpikir kan?cam susah jer nk g cari tandas,so baik melepas dlm air tu.saper pun taktau kan?pas jer settle hajat,baiknyer korang kocak2kn air tu ngn kaki.konon nyer cm berenang la...BENAR TAK CITER NI?</p><p align="left">utk mengelakkn korang buat benda2 yg boleh mencemarkn sumber air,aku akn cipta 1kimia yg akn bertindakbalas ngn air kencing.so biler jer korang melepas,air keliling korang akn brtukar kaler jd waner pink!!!mana mau lari haaa...........</p><p align="left"> </p><p> </p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-51563485207365974612010-10-28T11:32:00.002+08:002010-10-28T11:38:50.127+08:00aspira r3<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgs-k5BlUmFhyphenhyphenCc2q5rbAAU3h9hUW7fiofET0CjWR9xKfOJQrHDuI809pKGmv-5LJEtTBtrhXTQ9VeyOlF8tRPALnKGZcJR6z52QcaLg3jVsc-O328cPtff8qAoZnDmetuvVwfEO9M5ad4/s1600/r3.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532935403476463026" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgs-k5BlUmFhyphenhyphenCc2q5rbAAU3h9hUW7fiofET0CjWR9xKfOJQrHDuI809pKGmv-5LJEtTBtrhXTQ9VeyOlF8tRPALnKGZcJR6z52QcaLg3jVsc-O328cPtff8qAoZnDmetuvVwfEO9M5ad4/s320/r3.jpg" /></a> cantik kan?klu la dbg pilihan antara rozita che wan ngn aspira r3 ni,cmpom aku pilih rozita laaa...<br />hahaha<br />tkde,cume aku nk srh korang tggu dlu klu sespe yg nk angkat aspira tu.tggu model r3 ni kuar..lawa weii....tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-49143301162291222102010-10-23T08:15:00.007+08:002010-10-23T09:15:56.772+08:00aku rindupas jer aku antar surat kt die,aku langsung tk dpt kabar berita,risau usah ckp la.hati ni tuhan jer tau...<br /><br />nak aku telipon,takut aku kne marah,kang dr aku ade chan,langsung rijet.rindu,dendam tol la.aku pun tktau cmner aku nk buat lg.mandi tk basah,tido tk lena,duduk ke berdiri sumer aku rase tk kena.<br /><br /><br /><div align="center">semalam,pas solat jumaat,ade org ketuk pintu kondo aku.ces!kondo konon.uper2nyer yg aku tggu dh smpai.</div><br /><br /><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:<br />:<br /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 218px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531043493054609410" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcnOrpp00PinY-0C8aB-xJdd7YBi70sTibJZ5DgaXqGIpzpMjVtOQoZxcfec1jwJrg8XJX4YJ08fNO-XjUiF3hjzLC_ctx7Uzx7mG15dkDVMVOJzRGYJV6vV-c6VAC2jZsD5dhQULMjmUp/s320/nora24yf.jpg" /></div><div align="center">yg ni gambar hiasan jer,tkkn nora dtg kot....<br /><br /><br />:<br /><br /></div><div align="center">:</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center">:</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center">:<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center">ni ha,abg pos laju anto bola peraduan milo kat aku,lamer wei aku tggu...... </div><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531042461214138706" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlXcohJjfJg4UyLojiFcHuWVnTq9C006exBq9aF0wU5wzZ7qG57vrdl3la6wMdnTtfSsMADnUc9QItgpz6gQS4tZZIDTDC7Y4le3bkTWFkoqEw_uaf9uLM-jQOrAHLxIv3j3pdp49DdUgj/s320/Image053.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-60420952330481487762010-10-21T20:07:00.003+08:002010-10-21T20:31:34.611+08:00rahsia.........aku mulakn ngn bismilah....<br />ehem2!!!sound check...1,2,3....cleart tk??yg ujung tu,dengar tk?<br /><br />mungkin korang tktau yg selame ni aku buat kajian.benda ni penting dalam idup..<br />klu benda ni takde,aku rase hura hara la idup kita.<br /><div align="center">seyus wei..</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center">:</div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff0000;">RAHSIA KENTUT</span></div><br />1. Orang TIDAK JUJUR<br />Orang yang kalau kentut lalu menyalahkan orang lain.<br /><br />2. Orang BINGUNG<br />Orang yang menahan kentutnya sampai berjam-jam.<br /><br />3. Orang BERWAWASAN 2020<br />Orang yang tahu masa yang terbaik untuk kentut.<br /><br />4. Orang SENGSARA<br />Orang yang ingin kentut tapi tidak boleh kentut.<br /><br />5. Orang MISTERIUS<br />Orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain tidak ada yang tahu.<br /><br />6. Orang GUGUP<br />Orang yang tiba-tiba terkentut bila di sergah.<br /><br />7. Orang yang PERCAYA DIRI SENDIRI<br />Orang yang melepaskan kentutnya dengan bunyi yang amat lantang (buat muka x bersalah je...)<br /><br />8. Orang SADIS<br />Orang yang kentut di dalam selimut ketika di ranjang terusdikibaskan baunya.<br /><br />9. Orang PEMALU<br />Orang yang kentut tidak bunyi tapi gusar orang terbau kentutnya.<br /><br />10. Orang yang STRATEGIK<br />Orang yang menyembunyikan kentutnya dengan tertawa terbahak-bahak biar orang lain tidak dapat mendengar bunyi kentutnya.<br /><br />11. Orang BODOH<br />Orang yang kalau habis kentut menghirup nafas untuk mengganti angin kentutnya yang sudah keluar.<br /><br />12. Orang PELIK<br />Orang yang boleh mengeluarkan kentut apabila di suruh<br /><br />13. Orang SOMBONG<br />Orang yang sering mencium kentutnya sendiri dan bercerita akan keharuman kentutnya.<br /><br />14. Orang RAMAH<br />Orang yang tidak kisah mencium kentut orang lain.<br /><br />15. Orang yang tidak senang BERGAUL<br />Orang yang suka kentut bila berkumpul dengan teman-teman.<br /><br />16. Orang AKUATIK<br />Orang kalau gemar dikentutnya di dalam air<br /><br />17. Orang ATLETIK<br />Orang kalau kentut sambil mengeluarkan tenaga dalam.<br /><br />18. Orang JUJUR<br />Orang yang mengaku kalau habis kentut<br /><br />19. Orang PINTAR<br />Orang yang boleh menghurai kandungan bau kentut orang lain seperti bau telur atau buah<br />durian.<br /><br />20. Orang KELAKAR<br />Orang yang bila ketawa sambil kentut<br /><br />21. Orang yang ROMANTIK<br />Orang yang kentut bunyinya mendayu dan berirama merdu ketika sedang berdating<br /><br />22. Orang yang TIDAK SIHAT<br />Orang yang bila batuk dia akan terkentut<br /><br />23. Orang yang PANAS BARAN<br />Orang yang mudah marah bila terbau kentut walaupun kentutnya sendiri<br /><br />24. Orang yang PELUPA<br />Orang yang tertanya-tanya bila terbau kentut padahal diasendiri yang kentut.<br /><br />bgtau nombor kentut korang...........jujur aa!jgn ckp korang tk kentut,alien pun kentut!tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-13048716625419899482010-10-20T18:41:00.007+08:002010-10-20T19:38:37.870+08:00kereta aku...<a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5ADcWm_d_CGqpM::&t=1&usg=__XDp9SgRIyKoExwLO8QLURBDdO94="><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 295px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5ADcWm_d_CGqpM::&t=1&usg=__XDp9SgRIyKoExwLO8QLURBDdO94=" /></a>ni bmw m6...rega dier mmg bole bg org cm aku sakit jintong.so korang pham2 jer la.<br />patut aku letak perkataan 1st kt tajuk tu "bukan",tp aku tktau edit la tajuk tuh...hahahah...<br />bkn aku tknk pki keta cmni,tp bygkn la klu aku bwk keta ni g servis kt kedai.<br /><br />dialog time nk bayar....<br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;">aku</span>:<em>bape sumer?sambil kuarkn wolet aku yg tk tebal.</em><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">tokey kedai</span>:<em>suma 2libu 3latus.</em><br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;">aku</span>:<em>isssskk!!!bg diskaun la sket boss,2libu sudah la,3ratus diskaun la,minum teh!</em><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">tokey kedai</span>:<em>aiiyaa kawan,lu beli keta latus2 libu talak kila pun,3latus mau kila ka?</em><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><div align="left">sebab tu la aku tk mau pki keta mcm ni...</div><div align="left">saper2 yg brhajat nk pki keta yg mahai2 1ari ntt,ni ha<span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><a href="http://subang.co.tv/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">tips2 nyer,</span></a></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-25817628242208191192010-10-19T20:30:00.000+08:002010-10-19T20:32:55.516+08:00glamer aku wei...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXEq92MiWsijQMTWy9S44CTHU9Q2xzUl101jkdOuHIyn2NUqMzrA_nYLE-uVH7dyz3ZGUurG71OD6ym1sjtJjcz5fAisu6nFsIiv1ur_neySfDGCjGhb5BzejteLl3KKKrz2ENlVAIVsO7/s1600/Image000.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529721579961162690" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXEq92MiWsijQMTWy9S44CTHU9Q2xzUl101jkdOuHIyn2NUqMzrA_nYLE-uVH7dyz3ZGUurG71OD6ym1sjtJjcz5fAisu6nFsIiv1ur_neySfDGCjGhb5BzejteLl3KKKrz2ENlVAIVsO7/s320/Image000.jpg" /></a>korang tautk ape bende yg wane itam yg bulat kt siling tuh?hah!!!salah,bkn ufo.tu CCTV.<br />aku tau korang mesti jrg jumpa.bkn sbb korang dok ats pokok.rasenyer dlm umah korang pun ade yg ade cctv ni.aku tau korang kaya.<br /><br />tp yg ni spesel sket cz aku nmpak dlm tandas r&r dengkil hala ke klia.giler arhh....ngam2 time tu aku tgh buang yg kecik,bayangkn klu yg besaq.pastu masuk youtube lak!<br />glamer aku weii........tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-78416905605305617222010-10-16T06:02:00.006+08:002010-10-16T11:51:02.471+08:00minyak petrol turun lepas belanjawan 2011<div align="center">seyus wei.!mmg myk turun pas belanjawan,aku tk tipu korang.buat ape aku nk tipu korang kan,bkn nyer aku dpt duit pun.mybe korang trlepas pandang kot,benda ni terus dlaksanakn pas belanjawan ptg td.aku rase media pun trlepas pandang.so brgumbira la wahai rakyat jelata sumer!!!lalalalaala.....minyak turun..oooyeeh,oohhyehh!!!!<br /><br />cmni jela...aku terangkan ngn korang cmner aku bole tau psl myk turun ni,pssstt!!!jgn bgtau org laen,aku ade org dlm wokey......klu aku nk cite panjang sesgt,so lg senang aku bg korang gambaran.ala...kn senang klu dpt gambaran.....</div><div align="center"></div><div align="left">cth:</div><div align="left"><a href="http://bungarosputih.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cccccc;">white rose</span></a>=cikgu yg putih gebu</div><div align="left"><a href="http://myhurtbubu.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">eyka</span></a>=pink kalerr</div><div align="left"><a href="http://arena-hana.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#3333ff;">ana</span></a>=mak org brtudung biru</div><div align="left"><a href="http://matahati-aishahazhari.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ffcc33;">ratu kebaya</span></a>=ofcz la brkebaya kunin</div><div align="left"><a href="http://unlistedone.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ffccff;">nia</span></a>=mate bulat brtudung putih</div><div align="left"><a href="http://black-roses92.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#333333;">black rose</span></a>=tudung itam la</div><div align="left"><a href="http://dryskeletonmeeting.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#000000;">ika</span></a>=posing maut tk pandang camera</div><div align="left"><a href="http://faelfaweeyy.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">elmo</span></a>=benda merah dok ats meja</div><div align="left"><a href="http://sharpshouter.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">lady sharp shooter</span></a>=brrambut ala lady diana</div><div align="left"><a href="http://yaniebudakgebu.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ff6600;">yanie</span></a>=dak gebu brbaju kunin</div><div align="left"><a href="http://wifecute.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ff6666;">azza</span></a>=isteri kiut brbaju pink kalerr,tudung kunin</div><div align="left"><a href="http://nurhanisalwa.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ff6666;">hunny</span></a>=saya bangkang yg arif!!!</div><div align="center"><br />senang tk nk gambarkan????kan aku dh ckp.....senang kan!</div><div align="center"><br />iskk...ni ha bukti yg minyak turun....</div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 206px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 245px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528422021527071842" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQiXu2MaGDEPjTqwvupXjgr5UU5tediG-k1DhVjoJtXLwwujZnYlT3xFTe9uFqU59LDbbGLbAXnoqjOl_MBg4VyH05M0JfphXwUJspifmGeuA5TCrOtjuAY8mKG4KdjMjtWbTmLe5z14NM/s320/imagesCAE5M20Y.jpg" /> <p align="center">eh silap!!bukan gambaq nih....bawah sket lagi</p><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">ni hah!</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528415100850837554" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha9Rf7zlbcMzv6mijso_YS-hvcuKwKXrsFT3bi8tGpRx3aXDOmrwVh_4Z2BgE_Bdd62TrdwBcCiEMFlep-U6EilVBzkHHtDmmeVR2lCXCcmBgukAQMzsJyUdOXvBjbmVvFwhKt-_nSUfI_/s320/pd2375748-1.jpg" /></div>betol kn?mcm ni la yg aku nmpak pas budget 2011 mse aku isi minyak ducati aku.tp bkn la kt stesen ni,ni gambaq spupu aku,bro gugel.aku tk tangkap gambaq betoi cz aku tknk tlg promosi minyak diaorg.........tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-11990121515631609302010-10-15T09:40:00.005+08:002010-10-15T10:11:34.686+08:00bayangkan?n3 ni aku rasa yg paling brguna utk korang sumer...pas je korang baca mesti korang say thanks kat aku.aku tau,korang caya aku nyer.<br /><br /><br /><br />aku rasa lg senang klu aku bg korang bayangan.ok!cuba korang bayangkn korang kena keje angkat batu utk buat piramid kt mesir tu.panas terik,batu yg kena angkat tu sumer yg berat2,pastu tk dpt minum air.peluh tu usah ckp arhh..mmg mcm mandi kt niagara fall.<br /><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">korang tgk gambar ni....bole bygkn?<br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528085419535660626" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB_RoGujzfgX8GA4miV9unzFZtsm-MLoa1wauCGEQC-fVYMCnD6vnADQbSB9aW2pYNfhodpB5cVmSDpCitneiGPpUaj_Eioh-hEHU6pQrgMZ0sXKDjc94fZKB-zWiUqIDT0dvTP70NxXlv/s320/Sleeping_Beauty_Polar_Bear-1600x1200.jpg" /> </div><p align="center">mlm td aku blk lewat,kul 3pgi bru sampe umah.so aku nk tido la.........<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-67992331351819469452010-10-12T15:04:00.004+08:002010-10-12T15:34:03.334+08:00kesian aku.....<div align="left">mesti ader antara korang yg penah dok hostel mase scolah menengah dlu.ofcz la aku pun penah,tu la psl aku nk cite sket psl budak2 hostel nih.<br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left">klu dh name nyer dok hostel mesti ade dak2 junior,ngeh2x....mmg tak best jd dak2 junior nih nie.aku ckp btol,kne tiup lampu pendafloor smpe padam,tiup kipas smpe brpusing,selak kain depa mse tgh rukuk,tu sumer benda2 yg geng2 aku penah buat kt dak2 junior.</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">aku?hissshh....penah gak kot.tak bape nk igt laa..tp ade 1benda yg aku nyesal buat kt depa dlu.seyus...aku mmg nyesal.aku dlu slalu srh junior aku amikkn teh tarik mse minum mlm pas prep.</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">hostel ngn dewan mkn tkdela jauh sgt,dlm30meter jer,so aku mls la nk g amik teh tuh...depa la yg kontrak amik.aritu aku trjmpa bekas dak junior aku,cite punyer cite psl zaman2 dlu,uper nyer dak junior yg kontrak amik teh tarik aku dlu dh mencemarkan teh tarik aku ngn ari liur dia!buih teh tarik tu menutup segala perbuatan dak junior tu.</div><div align="center">aaarrhhh....baru aku tau.patutla rase teh tarik tu tk bape manis!</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527057502591765586" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi57IwvF_r5inYCtx_gURfke0Z-lDJOhJdilhujadINffy31yMROaYmaoA-4ZytQPJ1Zn8VqY3YoS4NfZjc3yMOmkA3qzUCliYTCaFcXmRLP7hRLzWjkXxNLBZzsskYIiwEgrdIVmWtD4y0/s320/tehtarik.jpg" /> <p align="center">sbb tu la kot dlu aku slalu mimpi muka dak junior aku.nasib baik jarak antara hostel ngn dewan mkn tkde tandas.klu tak....ke ader ha???<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-91868939790848316332010-10-11T08:16:00.004+08:002010-10-11T08:59:50.297+08:00dah aku agak<div align="center"> semalam 10.10.10 aku g open house umah member aku kt kl.giler khinzir tol la diaorg,tk agk2 raya.dh abes syawal dh wei...tp aku peduli ape,dr aku kne mkn megi smpe ckup bln,baik aku polow........</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">mmg puas ati la,wlpun aku mkn tk bape byk.cume 3x tambah jer.igt nk mintak tapau,segan la plak.hahaha...tp klu aku cite pasal <a href="http://alkisahkereta.blogspot.com/2010/10/tahukah-anda.html">kisah sedih nih</a>,compom aku dpt nyer.so jgn jeles yek <a href="http://bungarosputih.blogspot.com/"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">white rose</span></a>...</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">mse kitaorg otw nk blk,member polow 1keta ni....aku cm knal je keta tuh.lame gk aku pikir,dah aku agak.....dlu aku penah pki keta ni.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.<br /></div><div align="center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526585446580984514" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibutJDPzNVUVCJX1bqIcBsDC3bB0oPZPlYHcPrJk8L10pE3ukkyKbw1H1XLogeVdHecMlNVyFmFCTJo5nFwoy-R3-IVT2EpimXsLzAzB-i9rJF61QtAtOk-R88luiDaYLanLLx_kuTRVuN/s320/Image028.jpg" />pas jer aku ckp cmtu kt member aku,trus diaorg benti tepi jln,srh aku blk naik bas.apsl hah?aku aku buat salah ker?tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-81382666252212378362010-10-09T20:25:00.004+08:002010-10-09T20:36:35.723+08:00korang hebat tak?ni gambaq yg aku snap mse aku blk dr mlaka semalam.benda ni jd pas rnr dengkli hala ke s,alam <div>aku tau,tima kasih la sbb korang mesti nk puji aku sbb gambaq aku ni cm org yg pro2.mmg tajam cz aku pki hp cap ayam jer..hahaha</div><div> </div><div> </div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526024021662736754" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8O1ow2x9k-tubulTUT-c59FDOrcHSUdEDmWdqzHZ1O3SDQWgfSGID-YSrnFncvF18Vs4VDTiJqS0lMpUcvhIm5khWr4KWDa51yd270ElGZ2D5VReKOdDBEVKrXa36Ljs-v7qhvTxK9jWn/s320/Image018.jpg" />ok,aku nk korang pikir,apsl lori besaq ni teruk sgt dpn dier sdgkn langgaq keta jer?....tp keta tu mmg keta idaman aku,lancer GT!hadiah?tarak,cz aku mmg tkde uwit nk bli...hahahahtukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-7800925731259007662010-10-07T16:21:00.005+08:002010-10-07T17:18:35.717+08:00aiskrimtghari td aku kt selayang ats urusan kje,pastu aku trasa cm nk g rawang la plak.bkn...sbb kje la gak.aku cm kagum la plak ble smpe kt rawang tuh.giler khinzir....udah laen dh jln kt sini,dlu 2 lorong jer,skang dh jd 4 lorong.<br /><br />yg aku trkejut tu sbb ade tesco woo...bkn ape,pak guard tesco sblh umah aku ni tk bgtau pun ade tesco kt rawang.tk agk2 la dier tuh!yela,aku pun dh 6thn tk lalu jln ni.main h/way jer.lantak la,tol compeny bayar...<br /><br />aku bkn cite psl tesco,aku tau,kt umah korang pun ade.tp aku nk citer psl templer park tu.ala,tpt mandi manda tu...templer tu dh tk brjaga dh.aku tringat la dlu awekz2 yg penah aku bwk g sne.<span style="color:#3366ff;">utk pengetahuan korang awekz2 tu sumer slamat.tkde yg lemas pun.yg paling penting aku mmg tkde buat ape2 kt awekz2 tu kt sne dlu</span>....<span style="color:#000000;">betol wei!</span>aku tau,korang mesti caya aku nyerr....<br /><br />P/S:klu la ade awekz2 aku yg terbaca blog ni,aku nk mintak maapler cz aku tk blanja korang <span style="color:#000000;">aiskrim conetto</span> yg ane tu jual.utk kebaikkan korang gak kan?nnt demam,pastu muntah2 lak,tu yg aku tknk.hahahah....tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-7648296455818516452010-10-06T15:58:00.005+08:002010-10-06T17:51:55.644+08:00TAHUKAH ANDA?1)adolf hitler seorang yg agungkn islam dan ada dlm ucapannyer dpetik dr al-quran serta beliau tk minum arak?<br /><br />2)Betapa Mudahnya membuat 40 tahun dosa demi memuaskan nafsu berahi semata, namun alangkah sulitnya ketika menahan nafsu selama 30 hari ketika berpuasa.<br /><br />3)Seseorang yang selalu ketawa memiliki risiko penyakit jantung 40 peratus lebih rendah berbanding orang yang murung<br /><br />4) Semua beruang kutub kidal.<br /><br />5)jika anda berteriak terus menerus selama 8 tahun, 7 bulan dan 6 hari, tenaga yang anda keluarkan hanya cukup untuk memanaskan secangkir kopi<br /><br />6)Seekor lipas mampu bertahan hidup selama 9 hari tanpa kepala, sebelum mati karena kelaparan.<br /><br /><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">7)yg last skali yg aku tau </div><div align="center"> </div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524846425549518386" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj18lYR2UNYJq0pm535FDhCD7stihuAwEMQRSo16fyAJa74n_GurpCwbTKujrD7xfXeBP0RMfXrN-O01yzSOeBbqWhqD5TipScBCu6vQ29UNwmo-UT_c0W5Qebjxh6oRaL2bng___UU1nYe/s320/Image016.jpg" /><br /><p align="center">aku kne makan benda ni smpe ckup bulan sbb<a href="http://alkisahkereta.blogspot.com/2010/10/kotak-kosong.html"> <span style="color:#ff0000;">apek </span></a>tu...arrhhhhh!!!!!!!</p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-18416377550979157852010-10-05T14:18:00.007+08:002010-10-05T15:01:46.603+08:00kotak kosong..<div align="center"> smlm aku g servis moto aku,dgn bongkaknyer aku tanyer tokey tu</div><div align="left">aku:<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">apek!ini lc135 bape?</span></em></div><div align="left">apek:<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">6 ribu lebih....</span></em></div><div align="left">aku:(dlm ati..makk aii,mahai giler).<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">moto aku ni klu trade in bape lu angkat?</span></em></div><div align="left">apek:<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">ini ka?aiiyaa</span></em>...(korang mesti dh tau ape dier jwb)</div><div align="center"><br />arrrhh....cancel aku nk bli moto idaman awekz2 malaya...</div><div align="center">tido mlm nyer aku mimpi pki moto baru,lewat trus la bangun.berdesup la aku kuda moto tuh nk g kje,</div><div align="center"><br />cmner la plak aku bole langgar lubang besar....abes rim bengkok,tayar koyak.arrrhhhhh!!!tensen tol la...</div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524449553958734514" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPviWCBL565IbYvuc1BmyjsU6hrOg2QeExlBY-QTEsDj3QhczuPVnSZ6_SarMDGCTSzsaJnA2IuMzQ4jFaRXiw-cw6kg51X4GEK3IOAePuKSj6PyS9RNJ8XDdQrwIpPqm-FEbqE138wJcQ/s320/Image031.jpg" /> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524449955317082322" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXgbC_Jev6CMct9eqnlHnppRnpAIbpDUY4ZgKLM74SwKfuIWd9D9vQL_KEPDqzr338M58iY9Exs_-QMp2rrSgFVOQKhqJ8Gcp8GyZXeSWjxfiLS0dxFjWYibPdfI9LolDOa1aLQ9-6oFLT/s320/Image033.jpg" /><br />aku pun pgi la blk kedai smlm,mcm besa.dgn bongkaknyer aku tanyer..........<br />aku:<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">apek,ini rim ngn tayar mau tukar...</span></em><br />apek:<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">ok boss.</span></em>..(trus dier kuarkn rim baru bg aku)<br />aku:<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">wei...aku nk tukar tayar 1bijik ngn rim 1bijik jer,yg ko kuarkn 2bijik rim tu buat ape?</span></em><br />apek:<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">alo boss,sya punya kasut sebelah kiri sula koyak,lu tlg pegi kedai dpn,lu mintak dia juai sama lu kasut baru sebelah kiri saja...</span></em><br /><br /><div align="center">arrrhhhh..........mmg apek ni benci ngn aku!<br /></div><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524448546404255602" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSuCeZB0B1_hcBuaMpZae6pfLE3PreBItbgg2dwlaOSjXoYkUjXmlNmT5SHZpfva3Tdh921I-0UVe1vYrnry9EQm5E32z0Xbk8Ej57rfSUyPGn8LvX0FJU2KvQDngwuzx9QQrGHRz8ZeKs/s320/Image035.jpg" /> <p align="center">sbbkan apek ni benci ngn aku,aku bwk blk kotak kosong tu skali,aku tknk apek tu jadi kaya sbb juai kotak aku nihh....<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-55931223696802161492010-10-04T11:47:00.007+08:002010-10-04T12:33:35.012+08:00luka parah...<div align="center"> aduss....tgk tajuk pun korang dah tau yg aku ni injet.mmg betol,sampai aku kne g klinik la.</div><div align="center">aku jenis yg mls nk jmpa doktor,melainkn aku nk mintak MC(bkn mati cepat).</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">tp,doktor tu mmg cun,cam rani mukrije woo.sempat la aku snap gambaq,tp bkn gmbaq doktor tu,gambaq pintu bilik doktor...</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524038209420642386" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioACb55GKSLzKZnIBV6e8a3uHPq2S-m5mXnK14cbnNI8f57qGPKtC8tupJpz2ovcBZzYhIy0107lZpSN17g6bgljlgYQtT7OSmYbbGAU_zlYhd8Yub93_472RSlAGADvFaDh0pCjomzYtb/s320/Presentation1.jpg" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524038819195960882" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2aC1Nw_YFd0Ekqb_m7XWuBVXYqmOrWXDaXjh-q9jSFfHpMFYaBQGpRhl2V4geRvkQEvLQbjBzGwjXoGkh3b-V8pePhEmDX6DYInHbuGnecnVm8S7CbIltvSiBFVDUANkgyMdGoSxqghkM/s320/cl.jpg" />tpt amik ubat....eh mne nurse yg cun tuh td?arrhhh,dh lari ler tuh</div><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center">owh,lupe nk tunjuk luka aku.....ni ha</p><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center">.</p><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center">.</p><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center">.</p><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center">.</p><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 321px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 289px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524042400820658434" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSRHor0CNSEcHN3KEPV6Kf1SSyTTykII0nJQHq38-59eT4-aMcWFR9tgt5RDNdGD8GfWugXYthrLNI7jweolC_3sysXTOr4kF-jMJgnEhZ6EGr734b1ecc_z2JlPFKb4eVpJykWUWFXl4x/s320/cl..jpg" /> <p align="center">arhh,adoiii.........!!!!!wei,luka gak tau,tp pas aku sampai klinik la bru dpt luka tu,sbb kne buat medical chekup<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-989057615938533682010-10-02T18:58:00.004+08:002010-10-02T19:37:37.022+08:00tak nak!wlupun dh nk abes raye,tp mmg aku tk menang kaki nk g jemputan open house.byk giler weh...<br /><br /><br />so,pas jer g open house aku trus sggh umah member aku.dia tk buat open house pun,arhh tk kira la.aku peduli ape,kate raye.<br /><br /><br />member aku ni anak nyer dh 8org...subur tol la!!!hahahah.bayangkn,pas jer anak dier yg no2 kawen thn lps,dier dapat lg baby baru.maybe bilik pengantin sebelah bilik dier kot,bilik lak tk kedap bunyi,paham2 jer laa.arhhhhhh....<br /><br /><br /><br />yg aku heran,ank dier yg bongsu tu tak mau minum susu,even susu badan pun dah lame benti.<br />aku pun ngn machonyer bertanyer....<em><span style="color:#3333ff;">apasal anak ko benti susu awai sgt??</span></em><br /><br /><p> </p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523410542456450802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 271px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGxl0AaubQb3aKYPa9vSFTZaUFRUm8OixYLKzc9L9UgwGiqeMKKj9xzBhUSuAQloU7qs5tSXwH2JkzWiPsodcM6CguaqtphMBdE10a1cQB8QxFwmP-JN2_8ezrC7ZOtsW-xpj7JW1A31NE/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" />dgn bongkaknyer member aku jawab:<em><span style="color:#ff0000;">tak nak nyer dier,bau rokok!!</span></em>.sambil menghembuskan asap rokok yg tak sihat keatas.........fuhhhhhssshhh..<br /></p>ape motif nyer?aku buat2 tak paham ngn korang....arrrhhhhhh!!!tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-63092407533168005842010-10-02T00:51:00.012+08:002010-10-02T10:02:36.685+08:00jemputan khas dr sultan<div align="center">tgh aku laypak2 pas semayang kt umah tibe2 aku dgr suara pompuan mengilai...<br />heheeeehheeee............</div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center">alamak,aku tau la dh pas ramadhan ni,mmg sumer setan dh lepas...tp agk2 arh,siang lg nihh..tggu la mlm sket.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center">.</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">cet,uper2nyer bunyi msg hp aku...saspen gak woo<img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523122676725120162" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiNqqMqYp_OV20Ocl07ovJPsrTbm7eKr3W6QYX6TiW-HzhJyrUCS4znT4FktHw6SljCevVaFtwOMpHGWT_PvaPqe-YLr-byOaeftGt0r6pIoCo-dEQ-_3nNDmSEo1IVEHk3ZGgxivP8ClC/s320/as.jpg" />ish!soltan mne la plak jemput aku ni?aku mmg knal sumer soltan2 kt msia nih,tp......diaorg jer yg tk knal aku,tkkan diaorg nk jemput aku kot?lg 1 yg aku muyskil,tkkn istana soltan kat kg?</div><p align="center">arhhh...trus aku call no tuh..upernyer roomate aku mse aku blajaq dlu nak kawen.tak agk2 langsung,aku tau la namenyer dlu kitaorg pggl soltan,tp jgn la ber beta2...<br />arhhhh......</p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-82028171281048889622010-09-30T21:38:00.004+08:002010-09-30T22:02:57.294+08:00posisi yg bikin aku puas<div align="center">arrrhhhhh.....................</div><div align="center">bkn niat aku nak tu tulis n3 <span style="color:#3333ff;">brkaler</span> lagi........</div><div align="center">tp ni la posisi nyer............... </div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center">bawah sket lagi</div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center">sket lagi la</div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><br /><br /><div align="center">ni hah </div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522705047420053410" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs-iDmQMMMYbwt8lA4c9df_FOsQucibbVINbfBjiiym0PEN8FF_Oe60WwM0HnEbalW63WGKFlPZGbCGfxlFMV2uVyB2-Xl-Ii4AFdGEs5F1Sr8QL-hktI7ydKZJOlGfnjip4HWyH_4pG9B/s320/Image036.jpg" /> <p align="center">mau nyer aku tak puas,puas dok dlm kenderaan 3 jam semata2 sbb bapak gajah ni buat posisi cmni sampai tutup trus jln...................<br /></p>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-13200920006299557572010-09-30T07:26:00.002+08:002010-09-30T07:51:40.884+08:00malam pertama...camner nak starting ha?<a href="http://mstar.com.my/archives/2009/7/16/mstar_hiburan/Rozita01_image.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 439px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://mstar.com.my/archives/2009/7/16/mstar_hiburan/Rozita01_image.jpg" /></a><br /><div>hah!sblum otak korang pikir yg <span style="color:#3333ff;">brkaler</span>,biaq aku bgtau awai2 yg ni bkn n3 lucah haa...</div><br /><div>soklan ni dh lame dh dok brpusin2 dlm otak aku.kdg2 smpe penin pikir.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>ok ha..cube korang bayangkn...................****************************</div><br /><div>cukup mase nk bygkn???udahla,compom tk bole bygkn cz aku tk cite lg..haahhaa</div><br /><div><span style="color:#000000;"></span></div><br /><div>takde,camni.klu la korang kne jodohkn ngn org yg korang tk penah knal,dating ape tah lg,cume tgk gambaq jer...cam jodoh kuarga la yg carikn,pastu...jeng3x.....</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>mlm 1st tu,cmner nk starting?klu brcintun dlu ke,mmg dh biasa ker or dolu2 ade main adik,abg,kak angkat pastu trus angkat aku tk heran....ni <span style="color:#ff0000;">TAK PENAH KNAL LANGSUNG!</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>bayangkan......fuhhshhh!!!!!!otak aku blank la pikir cmner nk starting.......................................................................</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-46943281082891942612010-09-29T07:28:00.003+08:002010-09-29T07:47:29.918+08:00apesal hah???<a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DFCNgjwIWojmUM::&t=1&usg=__RJN9NnNOtw71ab10R0y4xsDuXiI="><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 259px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 194px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DFCNgjwIWojmUM::&t=1&usg=__RJN9NnNOtw71ab10R0y4xsDuXiI=" /></a><br /><div>sejak raya ni,kebanyakkan tpt kje sumer buat mkn2...kt tpt aku,harammmmmmmmm......</div><br /><div>name jer listed 2nd bord BSKL(bkn basikal).bkn la aku nk sgt mkn tu,aku pun ble beli sendiri.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">aleh,tk buat mkn2 pun ade family day per!divison tertentu jgn joint sbb korang kena keje</span></em> katenyer.....</div><br /><div>cilake...tu ke istilah family day??????</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4394925415599112634.post-9580447831302680272010-09-02T21:43:00.003+08:002010-09-02T22:12:10.603+08:00berambus la indon<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhglQ-Lu7BtLdKM12HVZml0AnX_OrlW3XYhCHVzbISpAvrwVfbX09HicRwtV_lJ-nIfHVrQ3HpfVOKqA8K1kMtk9r2rN9ufJTyMjkp2-MputzK34cLUje4chVpBMW0XHYWxQTi1BR67PMBn/s1600/indon+tbakar.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512318615069216594" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhglQ-Lu7BtLdKM12HVZml0AnX_OrlW3XYhCHVzbISpAvrwVfbX09HicRwtV_lJ-nIfHVrQ3HpfVOKqA8K1kMtk9r2rN9ufJTyMjkp2-MputzK34cLUje4chVpBMW0XHYWxQTi1BR67PMBn/s320/indon+tbakar.jpg" /></a><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">makin hari makin panas tol aku dgr psl indon ni. dh la diaorg buat mcm2 kt bendera negara aku, pastu indon2 ni nk tunjuk yg depa ni mcm bgus sgt. klu la depa ni bgus, awat depa dok mai negara aku ha?<span style="color:#ff0000;">cilake sungguh indon ni!!!</span>kataorg sabar tu ade tahapnyer. diaorg dh melampau. klu la negara ni tkde undang2, nmpak je tongkang indon yg nk dtg msia, tembak je bg karam kt laut tuh. settle!!!</div><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">pastu ade la plak indon yg nme nyer ntah aper...mustar ke mastur tu nk bwk blk indon2 ni. pgi la bwk blk,menyemak je korang kt sini.kt klcc tu dh jd jakarta dh aku tgk. semak mate aku. takat nk cri org buat bgunan,sapu smpah,jd pencacai tu tk heran la...skali lg,<span style="color:#ff0000;">haramjadah tol indon ni.!!!!</span></div><br /><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">wei indon2 sumer,sedar la diri tu sket,negara korang tu mmg hampeh.tu la psl korang dtg msia........nak usir org msia kt sane konon.igt org msia tu nk ke sgt dok tpt korang tuh????lg skali,<span style="color:#ff0000;">cilake haramjadah tol indon nih!!!!</span></div><br /><div align="justify"></div>tukang karuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653951088531666263noreply@blogger.com7